getthisoff:

theoneandonlykarina:

getthisoff:

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

🙋🙍💕🌸
his shirt 😍

Shut the fuck up

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

joshpeck:

i should wear my glasses more

glows:

loopwhole:

glow for me

Glows

glows:

loopwhole:

glow for me

Glows

Daddy said he’s gonna get me the iPhone 6☺😊

plot twist

walkerflexxasranger:

the pussy knocked YOU out like fight night.

kathpierces:

"I’ve been doing some research. In real life there is no algebra."
Twin Peaks (1990)

kathpierces:

"I’ve been doing some research. In real life there is no algebra."

Twin Peaks (1990)

ima1ing:


spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

andsheflyswithherownwings:

I want this
theme